Who can come up with some funny puns ?

Here are a few...

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?



Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.



What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.



There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.



The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked,